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gruven_98
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A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range in price from $250 to $500, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer and expensive item, pays the $500, and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, his wife takes a peek at the price tag and can't BELIEVE how much he has spent! On nothing! She thinks, "I have an idea! It's so unbelievably sheer that it might as well be nothing! I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself!" Thinking about all of the things that she will buy with her $500, she appears naked on the balcony at the top of the stairs and strikes a sexy pose for her darling husband. The husband looks up at her and says, "Good God! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never even heard the shot.
The funeral is on Thursday.
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