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gruven_98
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A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice > of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she again asked if he would like something. "How would you like a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
Again he declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken?
He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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deeznutz
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i dont get it....... 
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